my name is will & i'm a twenty year old art student living in london. i study technical arts for theatre and performance (long name, i know) which basically means i make props, puppets, sculptures, et cetera.

my main interests are:

  • world war one
  • horror
  • historical medicine & diseases
  • puppetry & stop motion
  • the london underground
  • collecting & archiving
  • clocks & antiques

    i have two giant african land snails (henceforth known as GALs) called wes & wick and one extremely spherical cat called sooty.

    some other stuff about me, in no particular order:

    • i come from a very small village (pop. roughly 2,457)
    • i detest chimpanzees
    • i can't swim
    • i own a signed lemony snicket book
    • i once crashed a tiktok of david harbour
    • my name isn't short for william
    • at any given moment my body is 1% away from total collapse
    • i once performed a (weirdly) successful exorcism
    • i have never been on an aeroplane